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Docs Are Forced To Change Their Unusual Practice Name. Their Solution Is Genius.

These two Best friends just graduated from Duke medical school and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together in their hometown to share office space and personnel. Dr. Connor was the psychiatrist and Dr. Wesley was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: “Dr. Connor and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.”



The town council was in up-roar and insisted they change it. So, the two docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. “Catatonics and High Colonics” – The town council said no way.

Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” – thumbs down again.



Then came “Minds and Behinds” – still no go.

Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” – Town council livid with this one, unacceptable again!

So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts” – not a chance.

“Nuts and Butts” – no way.

“Freaks and Cheeks” – still no good.

“Loons and Moons” – forget it.

Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with: “Dr. Connor and Dr. Wesley – Specializing in Odds and Ends.”

Everyone loved it.



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