It’s So Hot In Arizona Right Now That Everything Is Literally Melting

Arizona, so hot right now. Arizona.

So, it’s really, really hot in Arizona right now.

In fact, the entire Southwest is experiencing an extreme heat wave — temperatures are reaching 120 degrees Fahrenheit, and people are experiencing heat stroke and contact burns from touching pavement — but in Arizona, it’s so hot that airplanes haven’t been allowed to fly.

It’s so hot that plastic mailboxes are melting, making them double over.

It’s so freaking hot that fences can’t stop themselves from oozing into the ground.

Recycling bins? Who needs ’em?

Street signs? Overrated!

This friggin’ catcus was no match for the heat.

It’s so hot that the weather map has almost run out of colors to show how high the temperature is.

It’s so hot that people are baking cookie snackies in their god dang cars.

Or they’re making full trays of ’em.

They’re not even using oven mitts for cooking — they’re wearing them so they can touch their steering wheels and drive.

And finally, it’s so hot that PUPPY FEET ARE FRYING!!!!!

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