Do me a favor.
I couldn’t think of anything to write, so please pretend that you’re reading something really touching, maybe even wipe away a tear, and then look at me and say, “that is so beautiful. I didn’t know you could write like that.” Then if anyone asks to see the card, refuse and tell them it was just too personal.
Dad Level Ultimate
Dad Slid This Under Her Door
Mom Dressed Up As Her Son For Halloween
How To Scare Your Kids This Holiday Season
My Mother Made A Facebook Account And This Was Her First Message To Me:
One Benefit Of Being A Little Person Is That You Can Drive Your Daughter Around In Her Barbie Jeep When She’s Had Too Much To Drink
So My Brother, Richard, Is A Paraplegic And Has Been In A Wheelchair For About 25 Years. I’m Fairly Certain My Mom Didn’t Much Care If He Was A Walking Dead Fan. She Just Thought This Was Freaking
Hilarious, As Did The Rest Of Us
Mom Broke A Knife While Cooking And Sent Me This Picture
How In The World, Mom
Our Child Might Be The Reason You Drink
We Decided To Embarrass Our Daughter At The Airport After 3 Months Away (We Don’t Normally Dress This Way)
This Toddler Loves The Ads For A Local Personal Injury Lawyer So Much, His Mom Made It His Birthday Party Theme
I Asked My Mom For A Cool Bookmark And This Is What She Gave Me (Yes, That Is My Mother)
Parents, Make A Secret Stash Of Inappropriate Photos To Give Their Child On Their 18th Bday
Decides To Spoof My Son’s Facebook Profile Photo. How Did We Do?
When I Was 12, I Was Attacked By A Howler Monkey In Costa Rica. My Dad Runs A Tour And Travel Company Down There, And I Found This Postcard On His Rack
Son’s Birthday Is Coming Up
Finally Found My Sons After Walking Past Them A Dozen Times. Decided To Join Them