This collection is a tribute to those who find ingeniously idle ways to navigate daily tasks, turning every effort to avoid effort into a spectacle of sloth-like genius.
“The Way My Family Leaves The Toothpaste. It’s Rock Solid”
“I Went To Snap The Beach At Margate And Wish I Hadn’t. Is It Because The Council Are Not Putting Bins On The Beach, Or Is Lazy Visitors At Fault? Either Way It’s An Utter Disgrace”
“The Way A Mom And Her Two Kids Left The Shoe Aisle In Target”
“Plastic Confetti Left Behind By A Gender Reveal Party In A Public Park”
“People That Do This Are Jerks”
“People Sweat, And That’s Fine, But Who Leaves Their Puddles Behind Like This Without Wiping Down?”
“Amazon Said It Was Delivered 2 Weeks Ago, But I Couldn’t Find It. Snow Finally Melted A Bit, And I Found It 1/2 Mile Away From The House”
“Attention Parents! Thrift Stores Are Not Your Daycare. Clean Up After Your Kids”
“There Was A Trash Can Literally Four Feet Away”
Not cleaning up after a gender reveal. No one gives a s*it about your baby’s gender, but does that mean you can’t give a s*it about the planet?
“My Girlfriend Throws Her Daily Contact Lenses Behind The Headboard Of Our Bed”
“Meanwhile Here In Victoria”
“Come out of the grocery store to this car on the right.”
“This Represents A Single Week Of Mugs And Glasses That My Wife Leaves In Our Bathroom. I Clean All Of These Every Week, And They Are Back The Next One. Anyone Else Feel My Pain?”
“This Represents A Single Week Of Mugs And Glasses That My Wife Leaves In Our Bathroom. I Clean All Of These Every Week, And They Are Back The Next One. Anyone Else Feel My Pain?”
“This Is How The Passengers Who Have Just Arrived From Canada Left The Plane. I Can’t Find Words. This Is One Of The Reasons For The Delay. It Takes A Long Time To Clean This Pigsty”
“I Went On A Date With A Guy, And He Picked Me Up This Time. I Think This Is A Peek Into What His Apartment Might Look Like”
“Uber Eats Left The Order At The End Of The Driveway In The Freezing Rain
“How My Sister Leaves The Bathroom”
“Someone Locked His Bike On My Bike Without Even Trying To Lock It To The Stand”
“My Sister’s Boyfriend Lost His Wallet Before Leaving To Go To His Moms. He Left The Living Room Like This After He Found His Wallet”
“The Hairbrush My Daughter Leaves Hanging In The Shower”
“I Went On A Cruise In Spain. It Was Beautiful, And I Had A Great Time. But, Everywhere We Went, There Was Just Garbage In The Ocean, And I Actively Saw People Throwing More In”
“Pizza Delivery Guy Dropped The Pizzas At The End Of My Sidewalk. He Then Came Up, Rang The Doorbell, Walked Past Them Again And Was Back In His Car Driving Off Before I Answered The Door”
“Lazy People Ruin Frozen Items Putting It On Random Shelves”
“Lazy People Ruin Frozen Items Putting It On Random Shelves”
“My Neighbor Drove Into Part Of My Back Fence 2 Months Ago And Hasn’t Cleaned It Up”
“Public Park Near Toronto, Canada. Why Are People Such A Pigs?”
“Apparently The Businesses In My Shopping Center Decided That The Recycling Chute (Two Units Down) Is Too Far Away. That Door Is My Store”
“I Asked My Mom To Put The Remaining Salt In A Smaller Container, But She Dumped It All In The Sink. That’s Almost 200g Of Salt That Could’ve Easily Lasted Me Another 2 Months”
“My Roommate Made Eggs In All These Pans. Instead Of Just Washing One Pan Every Time He Makes Eggs. Someone Save Me From This Nightmare”
“My Roommate Made Eggs In All These Pans. Instead Of Just Washing One Pan Every Time He Makes Eggs. Someone Save Me From This Nightmare”
“My Partner Borrowed My Car For A Few Days And Returned It Like This”
“My $2200 Laptop, Which I Was Supposed To Sign For, Was Left Practically On The Sidewalk. Couldn’t Even Bother To Put It Near The Porch”
“My $2200 Laptop, Which I Was Supposed To Sign For, Was Left Practically On The Sidewalk. Couldn’t Even Bother To Put It Near The Porch”
“My Roommate Has Hit New Peak Of Laziness”
“My Brother ‘Salted’ The Driveway”
“The Plumber Left My Tub Like This After He Fixed The Sink”
“Lady Goes To Self Checkout, Makes Attendant Unload Her Cart, Scan And Bag Each Item”
“I Went To A Classmate’s Apartment To Work On A Project. This Mountain Of Hair Will Haunt Me Forever”
“Please Put It Back Where You Found It”
“Lazy Plumbers Installed Leaky Pipes In My Bathroom. Now, There Are Mushrooms Growing On My Ceiling”
“Lazy Plumbers Installed Leaky Pipes In My Bathroom. Now, There Are Mushrooms Growing On My Ceiling”
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