911 Operators Share Their Stupidest Calls, And It’s Too Embarrassing To Read

Everybody knows that you don’t call 911 unless you’ve got an emergency…right? Well, not quite, because as you can see from this funny if not infuriatingly dumb list of unbelievable calls that 911 operators have received, some people have a pretty bizarre idea of what exactly constitutes an emergency. From the woman who thought her washing machine was possessed by the devil to the person who urgently needed to know whether it was legal for them to own a monkey, the calls below will make you laugh, and maybe cry a little, when you realize just how dumb some people can be. Don’t forget to vote for your favorite!