When you want to experiment more than you want to listen to your mind:
A connect-the-dots tattoo
“My girlfriend wants to talk about me being childish but she doesn’t have the password to enter.”
How Brazilians form a queue in the World Cup:
How to use the bathroom while wearing a big wedding dress:
Taking the dog for a stroll
“My boyfriend won a pack of temporary dinosaur tattoos last night. We made the obvious choice.”
Anything becomes better with pizza on it!
He can adapt really quickly.
When you really want to have a balcony:
As long as there are girls like this, Instagram has a future.
“Been making some friends at the pool party in Punta Cana tonight. Work smarter, not harder.”
It keeps the body going.
“The button of my friend’s pants popped off mid-party. ’I have an idea,’ he said…”
“No corkscrew? I gotcha, comrades!”
“My neighbor doesn’t want to buy a riding lawnmower.”
Because real men don’t cry…
“So, we got our graduation photos back.”
“My father is a genius.”
“I found this invisible man in Nice, France.”
“I found the Duk Mobil in Madison today!”