These two Best friends just graduated from Duke medical school and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together in their hometown to share office space and personnel. Dr. Connor was the psychiatrist and Dr. Wesley was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: “Dr. Connor and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.”

The town council was in up-roar and insisted they change it. So, the two docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. “Catatonics and High Colonics” – The town council said no way.

Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” – thumbs down again.

Then came “Minds and Behinds” – still no go.

Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” – Town council livid with this one, unacceptable again!



So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts” – not a chance.

“Nuts and Butts” – no way.



“Freaks and Cheeks” – still no good.

“Loons and Moons” – forget it.

Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with: “Dr. Connor and Dr. Wesley – Specializing in Odds and Ends.”

Everyone loved it.

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