Robert was 85 when he decided to marry Kim who is a lovely 25 year old.
Kim decided since her new husband is so old that after their wedding Robert and her should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding reception Kim prepares herself for bed and expected a knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Robert, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, Robert takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Kim hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Robert, Again he is ready for more ‘action’. Somewhat surprised, Kim consents for more coupling.
When the newlyweds are done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it – Robert is back again, knocking on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more ‘action’.
And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Robert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, ‘I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Robert.’
Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Kim and says: ‘You mean I was here already?’