Life hacks are awesome. Handy short cuts that let you get the boring stuff done quicker and easier, giving you more time to get on with the more important stuff, like playing with your dog or saving the world.
These life hacks however, are not that. These are parody life hacks, life hacks so creatively useless that the only thing they are good for is making you giggle uncontrollably. Which I guess is an end unto itself right? This is the sequel to our previous pro-tip shit list, which proved wildly popular!
Scroll down the list below and marvel at the absurdity of it all, but whatever you do don’t take any of this terrible advice on board, as some of them are actually pretty dangerous. Do vote for your favourite though!
Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later
Eggs Are Really Healthy And Should Be The Foundation Of Your Diet. Don’t Like The Taste? Add Cacao, Butter, Flour And Bake For 30 Minutes
Don’t Throw Out Old Doll Heads. You Can Turn Them Into Handy Night Lights For Your Kids
If You Sleep Till Noon You Only Have To Pay For 2 Meals Instead Of 3
Batteries Dead In Your Smoke Alarm? Just Use Popcorn As A Smoke Alarm. When You Hear Crackling, Grab Your Popcorn And Get The Hell Out
Use A Snake To Hold Your Pasta Easily
If It Works It Isn’t Stupid
If Your Car Is Making An Unsettling Noise, Just Turn Your Radio Up Until It Disappears
When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady
Fill Your Arms With Puppies So No One Can Ask You For Help
Pro Tip: If You Stir Coconut Oil Into Your Kale It Makes It Easier To Scrape Into The Trash
Having A Shitty Day? Put On Sunglasses! Now You’re Having A Shitty Evening
Fill A Rubber Glove With Warm Water And Put It On Your Hand When You Feel Lonely
Use This Hack With Deaf People
Want To Get Rid Of Wrinkles Fast? Just Get Bit By A Rattlesnake
If Your Phone Screen Is Too Small, Put It In Water. It Will Magnify The Screen Up To 200%
Want To Turn Your Drink Into Diet? No Problem! Just Push This Button
Use This Tip To Save Your Money
A Slice Of Red Onion In Your Dvd Drive Is An All-Natural Way Of Protecting Your Computer Against Viruses
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