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50 Times Birds Were Acting Like Complete Jerks And Were Publicly Shamed For It

You’ve probably heard about raccoons or cats doing all sorts of naughty stuff – but what about birds? I mean they’re birds, what are they going to do, eat your seeds? Well, turns out birds can actually be real jerks – and that’s why people are publicly shaming them.

Angry Cockatoo Tears Down Anti-Bird Spikes And Throws Them To The Ground

This Bird Waits For My Coworker To Show Up Every Morning. Then Spends The Day Looking At Itself In The Mirror And Shitting

Nice Paint Job. Be A Shame If Someone…

I Don’t Think This Bird Can Read


This Photo Of A Pelican Trying To Eat My Phone

[Screw] This Tree In Particular

Just Try To Frigging Cage Me Again

So.. Did The Bunny Grow Wings And Go To Heaven?

Taken One Second Before Disaster

Sometimes When Billy Is With His Friends He Can Be A Bit Mischievous

This Goose Is Fery Angry

Bird Trying To Snack On The Family Pet

The Australian Firehawks

Australian firehawks proactively spread wildfires. Observers report both solo and cooperative attempts, often successful, to spread wildfires intentionally via single-occasion or repeated transport of burning sticks in talons or beaks. After successfully spreading the fire, the “firehawks” are able to pick out fleeing prey or mung on the charred remains of those critters who didn’t make it out in time.

This Bird [friggin] Hates Spelling

This Happened

“Is This Cake Batter?!” *dunks Entire Head In*

Who’s Laughing Now Ass****?


Basically A Summary Of What Its Like To Own A Bird

Keeps Pecking The Window And Shouting At Me While I’m Trying To Work. D**k

This Hawk Has Approximately Zero F**ks To Give About The Bees

It Looks Better On The Floor, Karen

From The National Aquarium Of New Zealand

So This Dick Takes The Best Parking Spot Today

Payback To The Masters

Mr. Steal Your Fries

Sister Wanted To Pet Chicken, Chicken Disagreed

Just A Nibble

“Guess I’ll Nest On This [friggin] Coffee” – Pigeon

Look At This Jerk

Stretch Swan

Birds Being Jerks

This Adorable Little Asshole Eating My Sammich While Standing On The Goddamn Piece Of Bread I Gave Him

No Hooman You All Will Not Facetime Without Me!

Birds Being Jerks

Theft Bird


It Looks Like Dozens Of Birds Decided To Sh*t On One Car At My Work

A Hawk Used My Car As A Dinner Plate This Morning

My Friend Took This Down At The Beach The Other Day… Need I Say More?

The Cement Wasn’t Dry Yet..but Who Cares If You’re This Bird…

Duck Gives No Ducks

Beware Of The Cobra Chicken

This Goose Blocking The Road

Making My Son Cry Because She Stole His Sucker. And The Look In Those Eyes Is Pure Evil


Get A Load Of This Ass****…

Trying To Take A Picture Posing With The Birds

Seagull Attack

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