“I found an ancient artifact today. I’m pretty sure I can still use it.”
This tree has a clover leaf inside.
“I opened the hood and found a real squirrel stash.”
“Cats have always been assholes. Roman roof tiles (2nd century AD) found in Normandy, France.”
“108 years of repaving the Indianapolis motor speedway’s asphalt.”
“Found this growing in my parents’ water meter box.”
“15 years ago, my dad lost his wedding ring and assumed that someone took it. Today he was planting bamboo and found something shiny in the dirt…”
“I opened my frozen pizza to find that there were 2 pizzas in the box.”
A photographer found a tree, and he looks tiny next to it.
Opened a saucepan at IKEA to find this…
“Went out of town. Neighbors watched the house and dog. Came home to find this…. Must. Plan. Retaliation!”
“Woke up in the morning to find my 80-pound Irish setter on top of my 5-foot armoire. I have no idea how long he was up there…”
“Felt a tickle on my big toe. Took my dress shoe off to find this guy. He had been in there ALL DAY.”
“My relative had other silver coins but mostly from the 1930s-1960s.”
“I asked my friend who was visiting Japan to bring me back the most impractical iPhone case he could find, and I would use it. Oh dear god, he delivered.”
Ah, the things you find working in a bakery.
“Woke up this morning and went to the kitchen to find a baby owl.”
“Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find it.”
— Excuse me, where is apartment 9 and 3/4?
A lizard that looks a lot like a small dragon was found in Indonesia.
“So my dog likes to find balls. A lot.”
“For months my cats have taken our hair ties and hidden them. We are moving today and just found all of them.”
“My friend got home after work at around 2 a.m. to find his neighbor’s son after too much New Year’s Eve celebrating.”
“Came home to find my dad drying a crow with a hair dryer. I wish I was surprised at this.”
“Found Daniel Radcliffe as a woman in an old-timey photo. Bonus: Harry Potter glasses!”
“Cut down a tree at work today to find a golf ball in the middle that the tree grew around.”
“Time to find a new line of work.”
“My cat’s face when I found one of her hoarding stashes.”
“I have finally found where I can buy a Nimbus 2000.”
“My brother found this life-bulb washed up on an Australian beach. It was alive, and it floated.”